See...now this is why experienced milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com are needed to educate their boytoys...

This Jack Horner experiencing some milf-magic obviously was never taught that his thumb goes in the pie...not the mouth *chomp*? (maybe thats why so many milfs when vamping out the young dudes say, “don't worry...I don't bite”).

So I'm cruising around through Wal-mart today...god knows what I went for but I ended up with a bunch of stuff I don't need...anyways I see mobs of people getting school supplies...literally mobs...freaking swarms of milfs, grandmothers, ugly mothers and jabbering kids of all ages.? Scary times man...

If MILFVixen.com had a milf superstore I would totally be suggesting to them that they get some back to school specials happening....after all like I've said before it's more a favored time of year for mothers than their hellspawn anyways.

Milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com love their toys even more than their kids love theirs...and so many of the sex toys nowadays dont look much different from kids' toys...

You have vibrators that look like tinkertoys, beaded/balled dongs that look like parade batons, those balls on strings going click/clack when they swing and hit against each other looking like? a hybrid anal beads/ben wa ball toy...lets just hope that all these mothers arent hypocrites and have learned to pick up their toys and put them away when finished playing.

Well we're almost into the last week of Milfmonth and you would think this would kinda bum out any milf who actually knew that we were in milfmonth to start with...actually we're coming up on a milfs favorite time of year.

Smart milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com know that this next week might be hell on wheels but after next weekend the kids go back to school which of course means six extra hours of playtime for these sluts to experience with neighbors, repairmen, cableguys...the list goes on.

Yeah I don't know about where you are, but here the temperature today is 70 degrees cooler than it was a week ago...man what a rip...I freaking hate it when summer is ending.

So then I'm cruising the sites and at MILFVixen.com I come across something to remind me that hot weather going and cold weather coming isn't always a bad thing cos you can always make out in front of the fire during winter for extra heat all the ways you want to be hot.

Man every time I visit MILFVixen.com I find one more reason to jack off. Another totally hot MILF blonde is getting ready for full on fuck mode riding this dudes tongue...

Mashing his face into her wet snatch for an even deeper muff munching session, this guy knows that MILF sluts totally know what they want, dick, jizz and more dick!

We are almost into the last week of MILFVixen.com's Milf Month and it's literally been a very pleasurable experience reviewing all of these incredibly hot 30-something plus sluts.

So cheers and bottoms up to all those milfs I've gotten a chance to look at and talk about, and here's to the many many more still to jizz.

MILFVixen.com knows that motherhood may often seem tedious draining and thankless...every day the same routine over and over and over.

There is one activity that Monday to Friday gets repeated but these hot slutty mothers enjoy even after the children are gone to school for the day...getting ready for and playing show and tell.

A lot of guys are so much into the alpha male macho way of being and would consider stargazing a faggy thing to carry out...

MILFVixen.com knows that no matter what guys say, every one of them is into astronomy, checking out heavenly bodies and every milf knows that nothing drives a guy crazier than a full moon.

With some of the sweetest most squeezably hot milf boobs ever...One of porns hottest milfs and MILFVixen.com super-slut Vicky Vette is in the running for Booble Cover Girl of the Year.

A tip of the fedora on the head of my dick to you Vicky...Lots of luck and we all know you have what it takes to win so get out there and bring home the virtual gold.

Ted Danson is one dude that must've been doing some really crazy drugs back in the late 80's.? After all, he did what no man in their right mind (especially one who played a sex symbol on his TV series) would carry out...he married Whoopi Goldberg and ended up having to see her face upon waking every day (maybe some Catholic penance type of deal, I dunno)

So I just saw Step Brothers and I gotta say, for a 55 year old milf, Mary Steenburgen is looking damn fine...almost MILFVixen.com material and Ted sure upgraded when he moved from the Whoopi cushion to this all-time milf.

Milfmonth at MILFVixen.com meets the Olympic Games...Milfs just like everyone else who is competing this week in Beijing have events that they specialize in for bringing home the gold.? Can you guess what this hot milfs main events are ?

If you said Diving and Polevaulting you are completely correct.? If the Olympics allowed the kind of diving (for dick) this milf specializes in and this particular kind of pole-vaulting I bet the number of people tuning in would go wayyyy up.

Well we are midway thru Milfmonth and yknow I was thinking...someone should let all these MILFVixen.com super-sluts know that I declared it Milfmonth and other than the Issac Hayes tribute I have done what I can to encourage the world to appreciate the glory of a milf all the more...

Then maybe I can luck out and find myself not only midway into Milf-month but maybe I can score and get midway between a couple of those milfs.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You're damn right... You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–(Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Shaft (Then we can dig it)...

All the Milf's at MILFVixen.com as well as throughout the rest of the world are in mourning this week because the man that made the music that made the legend of Shaft (as well as Chocolate Salty Balls) is dead...RIP Isaac Hayes

Vivacious MILFVixen.com starlet Vicky Vette shows in style again some of the best attributes of a hot milf in this sizzling threesome...

Gender stereotypes hold milf fans as being guys who want to score with these older chicks yet she breaks the stereotype by indulging the chicks of the world who want a hot milf to play with and taste while also getting the man-meat she craves....the best of both worlds for Vicky.

Quick MILFVixen.com milf quiz:
What carry out a certain blue-eyed crooners jizz deposit and a former Spice Girl; both of whom achieve milf status, have in common?

Black boots. They both sang songs of milfs on the prowl...one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you...in your dreams anyways.

Today for MILF Month, MILFVixen.com extends many heartfelt thanks to Nina Hartley for all the years that we have been able to masturbate to her sexually liberated milf adventures...

Now she surfs the wave of milfdom into gilfdom, and I bet she will stay hot enough to give us at least another ten or twenty years pleasure.

This month being Milfmonth is a great time for MILFVixen.com to clear up a common misconception when defining a milf...Your general average (dare I say boring) 30 something woman even if she is hot is not necessarily a milf...to get that extra title of milf requires some extra drives and priorities

Lani Lane demonstrates that above all else...even age, hotness, sluttiness and core sexuality...to truly be a milf the total key is dick appreciation.? A milf craves dick constantly and with the same fervor as a man in the desert craves water.

Of all the milfs in all the world, super-hot slut Holly Halston has to have one of the best pairs of boobs around. Two perfect mounds of mammarific pleasure that would look even more perfect with a huge dick pumping in between them.

As part of MILF month we're proud to honor the best boobs in the biz and highly recommend you jizz visit MILFVixen.com for a treat-filled taste of what lies behind those yellow bikini briefs

So since it's offically now Milfmonth; MILFVixen.com will take turns introducing some of their hottest models.? First off Milf super-slut supremo Vicky Vette...guys joke about chicks who can suck golfballs thru a garden hose...Vicy can suck a bowling ball thru a straw....

Here we see that her pussy control is as fine as her oral skills while she shows the all out slutty stylez that make her the obvious choice to be the first Milf honored here as we kick off the milf festivities.? Don't forget if you have a hot milf on your street this is the month to present her with flowers...no of course her husband won't mind.

Welcome to August...Dictionary.com defines August as 1. inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance...2. venerable; eminent: an august personage.? Other than being definitions for August carry out you know what else they have in common ?

Look at some MILFVixen.com chicks...go ahead, click the link, I will wait......ok back ?? Now compare these words above to the pics and vids you just looked at.? Each word that defines August is also a synonym or adjective for a milf.? Soooo as King of the Kingdom in my own head I am hereby declaring August to be MilfMonth.

It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf's are a phenomenon unto themselves

Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.

One of the strangest elections in America's history looms ever closer and the priorities have never been clearer yet more of a mixed bag...same as the priorities of most milfs...they want their sexual liberties and their right-wing husband's to rake in the dough for their toys.

MILFVixen.com salutes Patrick Jake O'Rourke (PJ) he's an American political satirist, journalist, and writer who while also a gonzo right/left wing kinda guy also understands what a milf wants as illustrated by his famous quote “There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.”

In a couple weeks it will be the birthday of one of the hottest milfs to ever grace this planet and gave men a fresh appreciation for tight sweaters before most of us were born.? The Irreplaceable Mae West...

Milfvixen.com reminds us of her most well-liked quote for any milf to live by which is as accurate today as it was 60 years ago...”"When I'm fine I'm very, very fine but when I'm bad I'm better.”

Exclusive women's exercise clubs that attract 30-something sluts like the ones at MILFVixen.com have been gaining popularity over the last few years.

For the truly slutty milf's who go to these places, they need to add a well-hung guy like this one, so the milfs can carry out those squat-thrusts with extra incentive.